Here's a cartoon version of the always included 'song' on their albums. 'Basketball Jones' was a character on the 1973 Los Cochinos (“The Pigs”) album. The song is about teenager Tyrone (as in "tie your own") Shoelaces and his love of basketball sung in a falsetto voice by Cheech Marin.
Dig the backing band: George Harrison, Klaus Voorman, Carole King, Nicky Hopkins, Tom Scott, Billy Preston, Darlene Love, Ronnie Spector and Michelle Phillips. The animation is by Paul Gruwell and was made in 1974.
The song is a parody of “Love Jones” by the Brighter Side of Darkness.
..and for a short taster of their spoken tracks here's 'Dave's Not Here' from The Big Bamboo.